Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Permit me to suggest the character of this dramatis persona

Or, I think I have my Hallowe'en costume...

"Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage - no mere veneer of vanity - is a vestige of the vox populi; now vacant, vanished.

However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands Vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only phatic, 'tis vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive (not in vain)for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily, this vichissoize of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honour to meet you and you may call me... 'V'."

(not my words)

3 comments:

Liz said...

'Tis too much proved that with devotion's visage and pious action we do sugar o'er the devil himself

Anonymous said...

Correction: "The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta..."

Anonymous said...

Spelling correction: vichissoize should be "vichyssoise"

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